AustLit

'Resole Malley, a Trappist Monk, was raised by wolves. He has Canadian blood, which, unlike Canadian Bacon, doesn't stay fresh if left out. He has rambled around some, mostly from the bed to the bathroom, and once saw Prince in the Los Angeles airport. He also dated Vanity's sister, but has no claims to ethnic insider information. He published a novel once that some people liked. He also claims to have written Islands in the Stream. His wife tells him which shirt goes with which pants.'

(Author's biography for pseudonym, Cordite no.23, 2005.)

Resole Malley was later revealed to be American poet Corey Mesler.