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Gretel Killeen Gretel Killeen i(A2765 works by)
Born: Established: 1963 ;
Gender: Female
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1 y separately published work icon My Daughter’s Wedding Gretel Killeen , Sydney : Hachette Australia , 2021 20483080 2021 single work novel humour

'Nora Fawn is a fifty something year old single mother. She kind of still looks like her younger self, but a really, really tired version. Divorced, living alone … or alone as you can be when your mother visits often for a Double Wine (whine, wine) because her nursing home doesn’t let its residents drink on the premises.

'But Nora’s life is about to get complicated.

'After four years of silence, Nora’s younger daughter, Hope, calls and says ‘I’m coming home, I’m getting married, the wedding is in three weeks and, as the mother of the bride… it’s your job to help me make it all happen.’

'And then, in characteristic form, she hung up…

'My Daughter’s Wedding is an unforgettable tale about the hilarious complexity of mother daughter love.' (Publication summary)

1 2 y separately published work icon She's Having a Laugh George McEncroe , Yumi Stynes , Gretel Killeen , Jennifer Wong , Tracey Spicer , Candy Bowers , Annabel Crabb , Fiona Scott-Norman , Corinne Grant , Anita Heiss , Jodie Hill , Tracy Bartram , Caitlin Crowley , George McEncroe , Melbourne : Affirm Press , 2015 8515841 2015 anthology prose humour

'In She’s Having a Laugh, 25 of the funniest women in Australia write about life, love and laughter. Their stories are irreverent, intimate and – most of all – often hilarious. They reflect on why they became comedians, celebrate the funny women in their own lives, explore what’s different about the female funny bone, and take a look at the power of laughter for us all.' (Source: Publisher's website)

1 My Humour Heroine Gretel Killeen , 2015 single work prose
— Appears in: She's Having a Laugh 2015; (p. 103-112)
1 1 form y separately published work icon Jimmy and Gret Don't Do Sex Gretel Killeen , ( dir. Gretel Killeen ) Australia : 2014 6805808 2014 single work film/TV
1 Mother Odes Gretel Killeen , Kathy Lette , Reg Mombassa , 2013 single work correspondence
— Appears in: The Courier-Mail , 11-12 May 2013; (p. 20-22)
1 y separately published work icon My Brother's a Snotrocket Gretel Killeen , Camberwell : Penguin , 2012 Z1912812 2012 single work children's fiction children's

'It's not easy saving the world from your crazy alien neighbours, but that's what Zeke and Eppie have to do today.

'So far they've been turned into an egghead, catapulted through the air in an enormous bra, plopped into a ginormous ice-cream and then dragged through space in a stocking.

'Yes, the alien neighbours have stolen the world's only ice-cream tree, so Zeke and Eppie have to chase them through the galaxy. They'll be swallowed by a groper, ride on a snot magic carpet and find aliens in their tummies.

'But they have to save the ice-cream tree and return home safely or the world will be sad forever !!!!!!!' (Publisher's blurb)

1 y separately published work icon My Brother's a Gizzard Gretel Killeen , Camberwell : Penguin , 2012 Z1912808 2012 single work children's fiction children's ' First there was the book My Brother's and Egghead then there was My Brother's a Wormburger next there was My Brother's a Snotrocket and now . . . would you please welcome My Brother's a Gizzard! Yes it's the final book in the gob-smacking intergalactic series starring Zeke and Eppie and their alien neighbours. Revel in secret powers, time control and journeys to the centre of the stomach! You'll laugh and your hair may even go green as you delight in this final adventure!' (Publisher's blurb)
1 y separately published work icon My Brother's a Wormburger Gretel Killeen , Camberwell : Penguin , 2011 Z1912802 2011 single work children's fiction children's 'Zeke and Eppie know their neighbours are aliens, but their Mum thinks they are angels. Trouble is, Mum's promised Zeke and Eppie a puppy if they play politely with the neighbours all day!!!!!!!!!!!

But so far the alien neighbours haven't played nicely at all — they've grown antennas and elephant ears, wrapped Eppie up in a huge blue tongue, spied on Zeke's brain, poked a long alien finger in one of Eppie's ears and out the other side and made Zeke an egghead!!!!

But worst of all they've turned Zeke and Eppie into aliens...and now it's time to go to school!' (Publisher's blurb)
1 My Brother Gretel Killeen , 2011 series - author novel
1 2 y separately published work icon My Brother's an Egghead Gretel Killeen , Melbourne : Penguin , 2011 Z1775957 2011 single work children's fiction children's humour

All Zeke and Eppie have to do is play with their new neighbours Tig and Pop - and take care of them at school and stay out of trouble for just one day - and then their mum will buy them a puppy!

The only problem is, Tig and Pop are ALIENS! So staying out of trouble might not be so easy. (Publication summary)
1 Frequent Flyer : Gretel Killeen Gretel Killeen , 2010 single work column
— Appears in: The Sydney Morning Herald , 30-31 October 2010; (p. 7) The Age , 30 October 2010; (p. 7)
1 4 y separately published work icon Jimmy and Gret Don't Do Sex : An Unconventional Love Story (53% True) Gretel Killeen , Camberwell : Penguin , 2010 Z1729929 2010 single work autobiography

'When a clairvoyant tells Gretel Killeen that she has only days to live, she is forced to look back on all the most important things in her life. High on her list is the man with whom she has shared her longest relationship, Jimmy. Theirs is a warts and all friendship - perhaps far more honest than any marriage, and Gretel takes us into the heart of their unconventional love with hilarity, wisdom and warmth.

Readers who read Gretel's first volume of autobiography, The Night My Bum Dropped, will recall Jimmy fondly - and those who didn't should prepare to meet an unbelievable and unforgettable man. But this Jimmy is to be believed, as this is a much more honest account of the private life behind the very public woman.' (Penguin Books Australia website)

1 Now You See Me Gretel Killeen , 2010 extract children's fiction children's (The Ultimate Story [2010])
— Appears in: The Sunday Age , 30 May 2010; (p. 18)
2 The Ultimate Story [2010] Julia Lawrinson , Oliver Phommavanh , Gabrielle Wang , Mei-Yen Kingwell , Annie Tooby , Gretel Killeen , Jodie Turnbull , Billy Robertson , 2010 single work children's fiction children's
1 4 y separately published work icon I Love You Zelda Bloo Gretel Killeen , Camberwell : Penguin , 2010 Z1688220 2010 single work novel young adult

'I wish my mum and dad had been less famous, 'cause then maybe their divorce wouldn't have made the world's headlines.

'I wish I was still at my friend Rupert's party, even if my bikini bottoms did fly off when I stacked my jet ski.

'I wish Mum had never taken me to the mountains to interview child soldiers.

'I wish these people had never taken me away from the mountains.

'And I wish I hadn't fallen in love.' (From the publisher's website.)

1 I Am What I Am : Gretel Killeen Gretel Killeen , 2010 single work column
— Appears in: Sunday Life , 2 May 2010; (p. 11)
1 Gretel Killeen : The Books That Changed Me Gretel Killeen , 2009 single work column
— Appears in: The Sun-Herald , 22 November 2009; (p. 10-11)
1 First and Worst : Gretel Killeen Gretel Killeen , 2009 single work column
— Appears in: The Sydney Morning Herald , 25-26 July 2009; (p. 3) The Age , 25 July 2009; (p. 3)
1 7 y separately published work icon The Night My Bum Dropped Gretel Killeen , Camberwell : Viking , 2009 Z1598449 2009 single work autobiography

'Some days you lose your job, some days your kids move out and some days your husband resembles a cocktail frankfurt. Some days you prang the car, you're stalked, or you're robbed, some days your hair looks like you've been electrocuted and some days all these things happen at once. And on top of that your bum drops.

'In this gleefully exaggerated memoir Gretel Killeen looks at the big questions that we're confronted with in times of calamity: what the hell is life all about and what on earth are we supposed to do with it?

'Yes, it's the female midlife crisis for the generation who were meant to be superwomen, able to run a global empire, raise a family, help a crippled dog give birth and do the ironing while having multiple orgasms!

'With warmth, wisdom and wicked wit, Gretel seeks advice from old friends ("life sucks and then you die"), new friends ("life is a life-changing experience") and family ("maybe you should rent out your big bum as a kind of mobile advertising space") taking us on a hilarious yet poignant ride as she stands on top of the hill that she's not only climbed but has also built, looks at the view and wonders, "Is this all there is?"' (From the publisher's website)

1 y separately published work icon The Very Naughty Mother Is a Spy Gretel Killeen , Milsons Point : Random House Australia , 2004 Z1115706 2004 single work children's fiction children's humour
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