'Jane Austen is on her last lungs and wants to go out with a bang. Unfortunately she cannot say "fellatio" without reaching for the smelling salts. In the meantime another more modern writer is all over the shop trying to get away from his usual tawdry sex comedies. Duelling writers bitching across time in a downward spiral. It's Sense and Sensibility meets Sex in the City and the sluts are winning. Why can't the characters fall in love and stop taking their bloody clothes off?! Or perhaps all Mr Darcy really needs is a jolly good rodgering!' Source: http://bakehousetheatre.com (Sighted 15/11/2007).