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Issue Details: First known date: 1978... 1978 The Phallic Forest
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Contents

* Contents derived from the Glebe, Glebe - Leichhardt - Balmain area, Sydney Inner West, Sydney, New South Wales,:Wild and Woolley , 1978 version. Please note that other versions/publications may contain different contents. See the Publication Details.
The Phallic Forest, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 11-19)
The Image of a Sort of Death, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 20-43)
The Nembutal Story, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 44-50)
Dexter Intrudes into the Short Story Embassy but is Deleted from the Book of the Same Name, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 51-53)
Don't Go Having Kittens, Michael Wilding , single work short story
'I remember that time travelling down on the Cathedrals Express in the middle of winter, my hands freezing as I tried to clear the windows of condensation to look at the white, still countryside. No heating was on. I’d sat as long as I could, hunched into my coat, the door of the compartment continually being opened and shut by people walking along the corridor and looking in, hoping for a warmer carriage, and then I heard a voice say it would be warmer nearer the engine. So I followed out into the corridor, pushing my way through people going in each direction, standing stamping their feet, curling their palms hopefully round cigarettes.' (Introduction) 
(p. 54-70)
Come Down to the Cottage for the Weekend, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 71-77)
The Fossil Evidence Re-Run, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 78-81)
Like Rat Turds to Me, Michael Wilding , single work short story
'When Bob and Helen moved into the house, Helen probably said something like, ‘How terrible to have such a big house for only two people.’ She would have meant nothing by it, would have felt no unease that in the village there were seven children to a bedroom, and here there were seven bedrooms to each of them, or something almost as ridiculous. She would have meant nothing by it except how wonderful it is to have a huge house; just as her father had used to say how terrible it was that his Jaguar did only twelve miles to the gallon. And at the same time she would have smiled secretly and knowingly to herself – something she had done even before she was pregnant – that soon there would not just be the two of them. Bob rather shambled. He was tall and quite broad-shouldered, but he would lower his head slightly as he walked, and his hair was repeatedly matted and ruffled. He was always running his hands through it in perplexity at some problem – at where to drink next, at how to explain a smashed rear light, at how to bandage a cut leg after falling over a concrete mixer outside a pub. The problem now was how to paint the house, with all its rooms, all grubby.' (Introduction)
(p. 82-100)
From His Apperceptions of the Terribleness of Things, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 101-106)
A Month in the Country, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 107-111)
Laundrom*t Person, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 112-119)
Buying Jeans in Balmain, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 120-123)
Emma : Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure : a Collage by Jane Austen, John Cleland, Michael Wilding, Michael Wilding , John B. Cleland , single work short story humour (p. 124-134)
Tittert*n, Michael Wilding , single work short story (p. 135-139)
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