'It is Friday night in Suburbia, and Australian families wait for CHAD.

'The newly-elected Australian Government, in conjunction with a super multinational, CHAD, now work together for the greater good. CHAD has expressed extreme dissatisfaction with profit margins, national enthusiasm and spiritual practice in their new acquisition. CHAD means business and that means more fitness, more happiness, more efficiencies, more Good News and an all-round boost in Australianness.'CHAD is a religion/industry where all members/citizens invest in order to receive enlightenment. CHAD is a strike-force of identically cloned males in their early twenties. Every Australian home is getting one. And CHAD arrives tonight. He'll collect 20% of your income. But he is a really neat guy.'

Source: Sydney Theatre Company website, http://www.sydneytheatre.com.au/
Sighted: 26/02/2007