Epigraph: 'While the vast majority of people who receive welfare payments are honest and entitled to those payments, unfortunately, there are a small number of people who still seek to cheat their fellow Australians. Australia is a generous country with a generous welfare system but taxpayers expect welfare to go to the needy and not the greedy. This report sends out a clear message to those people who are thinking about cheating: if you cheat, you will get caught.
'To report a suspected fraud to Centrelink, call 13 7230, or by visit [sic] Centrelink's website at www.centrelink.gov.au/reportafraud.' (Senator Amanda Vanstone)
'If it is meant to be, then it has to be by me!'