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'Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They’re cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there’s more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one!

'Never EVER lick a llama,
Why? The reasons are immense.
Decide NOW not to do it,
Don’t sit on the fence.

'Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin.' (Publication summary)

'Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures!

'But, here’s the thing … you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here’s just the start of the story:

'Never EVER upset a unicorn,
Because there’s a proven link
Between a unicorn becoming upset,
And a unicorn kicking up a stink!' (Publication summary)

'Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here is the start of the drama:

'Never, ever marry a mermaid,
That would not go well.
There’s something fishy about a mermaid,
That isn’t just the smell!

'Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin.' (Publication summary)

'It’s Halloween, and everybody’s ready to get down and boogie … except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula’s there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this … never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy’s crazy!

'Never EVER dance with Dracula,
Especially not at night.
Because when Dracula is hungry,
His dance moves have real bite!

'And those other monsters? Skeletons shimmying, ghosts getting groovy, and zombies doing Zumba! It’s a crazy monster mash, and you’re right in the middle of it!' (Publication summary)

'As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this … we didn’t tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here’s one stinky reason it’s not good:

'And finally, the most serious reason,
And a stinky one to boot.
Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much,
The turkey’s gonna toot!

'Not only that, but you shouldn’t trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn’t do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin.' (Publication summary)

'There are some things about Christmas that have fooled us, and one of them is that reindeer are calm and peaceful. NO! They’re actually really competitive, and will even cheat to win a race! It is for this very reason that you should never EVER Race a Reindeer.

'First of all, reindeer are competitive,
They never ever give in.
And, like in all those reindeer games,
Reindeer cheat so they can win!

'See? Told you! This is not good … but they don’t always win. So who WILL win this amazing race, and how? There’s only one way to find out, and that’s by reading Never EVER Race a Reindeer, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin.' (Publication summary)