'How to break up with someone else's fiance
by Chelsea Porter, aka The Breakup Girl
- Tell him it's not him, it's her.
- Try to ignore how gorgeous Callum McKinnel is. You are breaking up with him, after all.
- Fall just a little bit when he rescues your dog.
- Try to resist when he asks you to join his family for Thanksgiving dinner in Jewell Rock.
- Succumb anyway.
- Succumb to a lot more than that.
- Remind yourself that you are The Breakup Girl. You don't do commitment.
Wonder what would happen if The Breakup Girl stopped following her own advice...