'Pirate Pete had to pee
As he sailed across the ocean...
The toilet is broken onboard Captain Bones' ship and Pirate Pete needs to pee!
It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water.
But with all the splashing, dripping and swirling, will Pete be able to hang on?
Another fabulously funny picture book from the creators of THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED WHO FARTS. Guaranteed to make little ones wet their pants with laughter!' (Publisher's blurb)